Just Friends

Ok I'm gonna set this 'Just Friends' thing straight.  Guys and girls CANNOT be just friends.  There is always feelings.  The only way there isnt is if you are a girl and your friends with a GAY guy and vise versa.  However, that fact aside, if we are dealing with straight guys and girls then this is the fact, There are always feelings.  Look at all your opposite sex friendships, if you dont have feelings...........................then its them!

Egotists

If you hate how your friends talk about you behind your back then change your friends to a bunch of egotists because if there is one good thing about egotists it is that they DON'T talk about any one else.

The Sleeping Around Standard

So every girl that I've talked to has always said "I hate how if a guy sleeps with a lot of women he's a god but if a girl gets around she's a whore or slut." Well there is very good reason for that and for the people who don't believe me let me put into context for you, a metaphor if you will.  If a key opens a lot of locks it's a 'Master Key' but if a lock gets opened by many keys then that's a 'Shitty Fucking Lock.'
Case Closed.

Public Restroom Troubles

OK so when you are in a public restroom why is it that every soap dispenser and towel dispenser located at your chest level?   Think about it if you have to reach up to get soap all that water runs down your arms and its the same when you reach for some towels.  Why don't they attach these dispensers lower on the walls so we don't have to deal with this BS!?!?!?!

Relations

Ok I know everyone asks this question and it is such a terrible cliché but why must men have to go through an agonizing process of drinks, small talk, drinks, small talk, and pretend to give a damn when honestly we just want to get our rocks off and if society wasn't such a bitch you women wouldn't be that worried about getting it in as well.  So as one of my favorite actors said....."I know that society's tradition requires me to buy you drinks and say all the right things so that I can accomplish my actual goal to have intercourse with you but honestly I don't really know what those things are so can we just pretend I said all those things and skip straight to the sex part?"

Description

Ok so there are a lot of things in this world that make me think, make me laugh, make me cry, or are just down right stupid.......

So,

I am bringing some of my life experiences to everyone to see and most are just random thoughts too.
Hope some of it makes u 'THINK'